Made in Japan
A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the Subang airport, so he
took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within
the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.
took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within
the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.
The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.
A Toyata Camry overtook the taxi…..zoom….
Jap: Look… look… Toyota!! …very fast!!! ….made in Japan!
A Toyata Camry overtook the taxi…..zoom….
Jap: Look… look… Toyota!! …very fast!!! ….made in Japan!
Proton… no good…. made in Malaysia
Driver: yah….
Driver: yah….
After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi….zoom………
Jap: look…. look…. Nissan!!! …..very good!! very fast! made in Japan!
Proton…. no good…. made in Malaysia
Driver: yah…. yah….
Driver: yah…. yah….
After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi…zooom.!
Jap: look…. look… Honda!! ….very GOOD!! ….very fast!! ….made in Japan!
Jap: look…. look… Honda!! ….very GOOD!! ….very fast!! ….made in Japan!
Proton… no good… made in Malaysia
Driver: yah… yah… yah….!
Driver: yah… yah… yah….!
Arriving at the airport. Jap going to pay the taxi driver.
Jap: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Jap: Oh… very expensive….. you overcharge!!?
Driver: No..No …. look…. look …. meter!!….very good!!….very fast!
Jap: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Jap: Oh… very expensive….. you overcharge!!?
Driver: No..No …. look…. look …. meter!!….very good!!….very fast!
…. Made in Japan!
Speeding old lady
An old lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Old Lady: Is there a problem, sir?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Old Lady: Oh I see…
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Old Lady: I’d give it to you if I could, but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Old Lady: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…can I have your vehicle registration paper please?
Old Lady: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Old Lady: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it???
Old Lady: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what!?!?
Old Lady: His body parts are in the plastic bag behind in the trunk if you want to see.
The officer looked at the woman and back away to his car and calls for backup.
Within minutes, 5 police cars circles the car,
the senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Senior Officer: Ma’am, could you step out of your car, please!
The woman step out of her car.
Old Lady: Is there a problem, sir?
Senior Officer: One of my officer told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Old Lady: Murdered the owner?
Senior Officer: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please?
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Senior Officer: Is this your car, ma’am?
Old Lady: Yes, these are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Senior Officer: One of my officer claimed that you do not have a driving licence.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.
Senior Officer: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a licence, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Old Lady: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too…
busy busy busy
11pm baru reach home,
tomolo, day after also need to stay back late…
this weekend, 6 roadshows, with 3 big one…
wakao!!!
busy at office, busy preparing things,
and…walao, last setup’s report haven’t finished yet,
those damn dealers lo, walao, always delay our work.
sales report and delivery order only mah! so hard to fill in meh?
or is it very hard to fax?
6 places, 3 big events, 2 maxis centre are for broadband launching,
and…so stingy maxis, dun even wan to hire one crew.
they think we big company izzit?
last time say dun need us to do melaka roadshow le,
say got one big event organising company to do,
and now still ask us to do ah.
they still need us de la~
so shit lo,
they think we are big company? have so many manpower?
WE JUZ HAVE 4 STAFFS!!! boss inclusive…
wtf, unless we can split ourselves into two,
then we could be present on every site…
can’t even get some crew, part-timer to work for us?
treat us like what?
robot? or dog???
damn hate maxis now…
if werent they our main income now,
they think they can be so action?
they’ll pay some day…
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少年 – 光良 & 曹格
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你又想起某个夏天 热闹海岸线
记忆中的那个少年 骄傲的宣言
记忆中的那个少年 骄傲的宣言
伸出双手就能拥抱全世界
相信所有的梦想一定会实现
一切看起来都不会太遥远
转眼之间过了几年
相信所有的梦想一定会实现
一切看起来都不会太遥远
转眼之间过了几年
轻浮的语言都已慢慢沉淀
即使难免会变得更加稀炼
我们不曾妥协
即使难免会变得更加稀炼
我们不曾妥协
那是我们都回不去从前
幸好还可以坚持当时的信念
世界尝试改变 当初的那个少年
幸好还可以坚持当时的信念
世界尝试改变 当初的那个少年
那是我们都回不去的从前
当你站在那个夏天的海岸线
我们还是心里面 那个偏执的少年
当你站在那个夏天的海岸线
我们还是心里面 那个偏执的少年
english? chinese?
ok, ntn much to write about for today…
anyway…i’m sick now…
not very serious la, juz some running nose, some coughing, feel tired whole day…
that’s all, no big deal…
anyway, just to ask here lo,
i used to type english these days,
will it be uncomfortable for you all, fellow readers?
should i change back to chinese?
or i juz continue typing in english?
or, campur campur, macam rojak? malaysia style, hehe~
some comment on here plz, thx.
^^
[转贴] 炸到!! 交通警察竟然没带 saman 簿!!
copied from 敬伟’s blog:
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昨晚, 大概十点钟左右吧. 刚加完班,在回家的路上.
从kesas往subang的方向. 刚过了吸血收费站.
刚好朋友大电话来, 就接听了.
(我承认架车还听手提电话是我的错!!我架在缓行车道)
才一接听, 就被一辆警巡车截停了,然后示意我把车窗打开.
从kesas往subang的方向. 刚过了吸血收费站.
刚好朋友大电话来, 就接听了.
(我承认架车还听手提电话是我的错!!我架在缓行车道)
才一接听, 就被一辆警巡车截停了,然后示意我把车窗打开.
以下是我们的对话.
警: "miss, u tau kenapa i stop u??"
我: "ya, i tau"
警: "matikan kerata, ic sama lesen"
然后我就把ic , lesen交给他俩.
警: "miss, i kasi saman. ok?"
我: "ok lo.. kasi saman saja. i yang salah"
警: "kasi saman tak ada problem ar? tak payah tolong?"
(分明是有意引导我献贿!)
我: "tak payah tolong apa la.. i yang buat salah. encik, kasih saman saja la"
然后他就走回他的车, 应该是去开saman 吧. 另一个就查我的roadtax.
那个去开saman 的警察就在他的警车里好像在找东西.过后他的同伴也去帮忙找.
一会儿, 他和他的同伴商量的一下.就走过来
警: "u tau u yang buat salah kan? betul betul tak payah tolong?"
(怎么又问啦.. 很烦yeh)
我: "ya, tak payah tolong. sila buka saman saja, i tau i sudah salah"
于是他很"无奈"的把ic & lesen 还给我.
警: "ok la, i tak dapat cari buku saman. kali ini i kasih peluang la. next time jagan buat lagi!"
然后就走了…
silent summer night
This is not the first time visiting Langkawi,
but this time…it’s not like a tour, but more like a…
…self-challenging…self-understanding…
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Underwater World, no longer the underwater world i last seen…
or maybe because this time is with different person…
Gallery Perdana, so many things, yet nothing to see…
Black Sand Beach, no longer full of Black Sand.
Although it has a historical past,
it had lost it’s romance…
Burnt Rice Field, bacame a waste field, and beside…
with apparently a bowl of burnt rice,
accompanied with a donation box…
Langkawi Island, is no longer an island full of mystery,
it’s now slowly devoured…by so-called development, tourist attack…
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"So I say it in a breath
Hope my dreams will take me there
Where the skies are blue
To see you once again my love
Hope my dreams will take me there
Where the skies are blue
To see you once again my love
All the seas go coast to coast
Find the place I love the most
Where the fields are green
To see you once again my love…"
Find the place I love the most
Where the fields are green
To see you once again my love…"
Life here aren’t as advance, or as urban as our city life.
so, the sky here are clearer, fields are greener…
you could see the colors of sunsets,
paddy fields just beside the road,
and buffaloes, resting, chewing…
wish she was here too…
wish she could see what i was seeing here…
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"宁静的夏天
天空中繁星点点
心里头有些思念
思念着你的脸…"
the night sky here is nice…
but…still not as nice as Desaru there…
under the starry night,
the coast tower’s light became so bright.
buffaloes doesn’t seem like they need to sleep,
still the same, resting, chewing…
It’s the very same feeling, as last time…
how I miss someone like this…
but this time…no…
i keep on denying myself from drowning into it…
and…to prevent history from repeating itself…
no, i’ll just let it pass…it’s pass somehow…hope so…
"我很想爱他
但是眼睛在说谎
隐瞒比较容易吧
免得感情变得复杂
我很想爱他
但是理智在吵架
退出可以解围吗?
谁能给我一个好的回答…"
this time, who could help me?
i know…sure will have someone wanna help me…
i appreciate your intention, but…
i dun wanna repeat my own history,
and…i dun wanna ridicule myself…
and…
…
i’m not sure about it myself…
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Derrick, my cousin, 表哥,
went to USA, Indiana for futher study years ago,
and since them, we lost his sight, until then…
my grandma’s 80th b’day,
姑姑 showed us some photos he mailed back, his photos…
omg, he sure is old now,
can considered as Uncle Chew now, haha~
and…he had a baby~~~
why those photos…have uncle dun hav aunty???
he doesnt want us to see her bride, her wife???
he doesnt want us to see the baby’s mum???
or is it embarassing, that he married an ang moh?
no matter…
the baby is cute, but not as cute as my sis, lol~
this b’day party is so boring…
all old ppl…
the whole party only have one table of young ones…and that’s us…
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very shit lo,
why my dad bring my graduation tour tape here?
i haven finish downloading de, he brough it here, and treated it as recycle tape,
omg~~~
luckily i din really used it…
but…
before i realised, and before i could act,
he overwrote about 5 seconds of my tape,
and that’s 庆仁’s b’day…with the moon…
walao~
shit la~~~
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last night, this was a very, horrifying and terrifying experience!!!
i saw a truck…overturn…in front of my eyes!!!
and that’s very…omg, bloody hell!!!
我的思想体检报告
~Zero 的 思想體檢報告
優點：
缺點：
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优点不准缺点准…
…
哎呀, 我这人也没什么优点的啦~~~
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