[笑话] It's not the fault of the student if he fails

It’s not the fault of the student if he fails,
because the year ONLY has 365 days.
 
Typical academic year for a student:
 
1. Sundays – 52 Sundays in a year.
You know Sundays are for rest.
Days left: 313
 
2. Summer holidays – 50 days
The weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left: 263
 
3. 8 hours daily sleep – 130 days
Days left: 141
 
4. 1 hour for daily playing – 15 days
Good for health.
Days left: 126
 
5. 2 hours daily for food and other delicacies – 30 days
Chewing properly and swallowing.
Days left :96
 
6. 1 hour for talking – 15 days
Man is a social animal.
Days left: 81
 
7. Exam days – at least 35 days per year
Days left: 46
 
8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival holidays – 40 days
Days left: 6
 
9. For sickness – at least 3 days
Days left: 3
 
10. Movies and function – at least 2 days
Days left: 1
 
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day !?!?!?
Days left: 0
 
How can a student pass ????

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