Speeding old lady
An old lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Old Lady: Is there a problem, sir?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Old Lady: Oh I see…
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Old Lady: I’d give it to you if I could, but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Old Lady: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…can I have your vehicle registration paper please?
Old Lady: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Old Lady: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it???
Old Lady: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what!?!?
Old Lady: His body parts are in the plastic bag behind in the trunk if you want to see.
The officer looked at the woman and back away to his car and calls for backup.
Within minutes, 5 police cars circles the car,
the senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Senior Officer: Ma’am, could you step out of your car, please!
The woman step out of her car.
Old Lady: Is there a problem, sir?
Senior Officer: One of my officer told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Old Lady: Murdered the owner?
Senior Officer: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please?
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Senior Officer: Is this your car, ma’am?
Old Lady: Yes, these are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Senior Officer: One of my officer claimed that you do not have a driving licence.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.
Senior Officer: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a licence, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Old Lady: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too…
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DAMN GOOD !!! hahaz….
Jun 07, 2007 @ 12:36 pm