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slow wretch

wretch blog are gettin very very slow lately…
dunno whats the reason,
and it requires member to read other ppl’s blog,
i wonder why…
 
i do not have a wretch member,
so…hehe, lets use s3o6 lo~ :P
 
more and more frenz using wretch le…
haiz~
juz make me more dislike that place…
 
two more rss feeds unto my list~~~

Jokes

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don’t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don’t know maths.
Ted: You don’t know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: ? But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at  her father.
Daughter: It’s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn’t say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
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Waiter: I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer: Don’t tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between ‘unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?"
Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
unlawful is when u do something the law doesn’t allow and ‘illegal’ is a sick eagle."
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad’s then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

Made in Japan

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the Subang airport, so he
took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within
the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.
The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.
A Toyata Camry overtook the taxi…..zoom….
Jap: Look… look… Toyota!! …very fast!!! ….made in Japan!
       Proton… no good…. made in Malaysia
Driver: yah….
 
After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi….zoom………
Jap: look…. look…. Nissan!!! …..very good!! very fast! made in Japan!
       Proton…. no good…. made in Malaysia
Driver: yah…. yah….
After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi…zooom.!
Jap: look…. look… Honda!! ….very GOOD!! ….very fast!! ….made in Japan!
       Proton… no good… made in Malaysia
Driver: yah… yah… yah….!
Arriving at the airport. Jap going to pay the taxi driver.
Jap: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Jap: Oh… very expensive….. you overcharge!!?
Driver: No..No …. look…. look …. meter!!….very good!!….very fast!
            …. Made in Japan!

Speeding old lady

An old lady gets pulled over for speeding…
 
Old Lady: Is there a problem, sir?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Old Lady: Oh I see…
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Old Lady: I’d give it to you if I could, but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Old Lady: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…can I have your vehicle registration paper please?
Old Lady: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Old Lady: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it???
Old Lady: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what!?!?
Old Lady: His body parts are in the plastic bag behind in the trunk if you want to see.
 
The officer looked at the woman and back away to his car and calls for backup.
Within minutes, 5 police cars circles the car,
the senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
 
Senior Officer: Ma’am, could you step out of your car, please!
 
The woman step out of her car.
 
Old Lady: Is there a problem, sir?
Senior Officer: One of my officer told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Old Lady: Murdered the owner?
Senior Officer: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please?
 
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
 
Senior Officer: Is this your car, ma’am?
Old Lady: Yes, these are the registration papers.
 
The officer is quite stunned.
 
Senior Officer: One of my officer claimed that you do not have a driving licence.
 
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.
 
Senior Officer: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a licence, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Old Lady: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too…

busy busy busy

11pm baru reach home,
tomolo, day after also need to stay back late…
this weekend, 6 roadshows, with 3 big one…
wakao!!!
 
busy at office, busy preparing things,
and…walao, last setup’s report haven’t finished yet,
those damn dealers lo, walao, always delay our work.
sales report and delivery order only mah! so hard to fill in meh?
or is it very hard to fax?
 
6 places, 3 big events, 2 maxis centre are for broadband launching,
and…so stingy maxis, dun even wan to hire one crew.
they think we big company izzit?
last time say dun need us to do melaka roadshow le,
say got one big event organising company to do,
and now still ask us to do ah.
they still need us de la~
 
so shit lo,
they think we are big company? have so many manpower?
WE JUZ HAVE 4 STAFFS!!! boss inclusive…
wtf, unless we can split ourselves into two,
then we could be present on every site…
 
can’t even get some crew, part-timer to work for us?
treat us like what?
robot? or dog???
 
damn hate maxis now…
if werent they our main income now,
they think they can be so action?
they’ll pay some day…
 
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少年 – 光良 & 曹格

Download: 
 
你又想起某个夏天 热闹海岸线
记忆中的那个少年 骄傲的宣言
伸出双手就能拥抱全世界
相信所有的梦想一定会实现
一切看起来都不会太遥远
转眼之间过了几年
轻浮的语言都已慢慢沉淀
即使难免会变得更加稀炼
我们不曾妥协
那是我们都回不去从前
幸好还可以坚持当时的信念
世界尝试改变 当初的那个少年
那是我们都回不去的从前
当你站在那个夏天的海岸线
我们还是心里面 那个偏执的少年

english? chinese?

ok, ntn much to write about for today…
anyway…i’m sick now…
not very serious la, juz some running nose, some coughing, feel tired whole day…
that’s all, no big deal…
 
anyway, just to ask here lo,
i used to type english these days,
will it be uncomfortable for you all, fellow readers?
should i change back to chinese?
or i juz continue typing in english?
or, campur campur, macam rojak? malaysia style, hehe~
 
some comment on here plz, thx.
^^

[转贴] 炸到!! 交通警察竟然没带 saman 簿!!

copied from 敬伟’s blog:
 
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昨晚, 大概十点钟左右吧. 刚加完班,在回家的路上.
从kesas往subang的方向. 刚过了吸血收费站.
刚好朋友大电话来, 就接听了.
(我承认架车还听手提电话是我的错!!我架在缓行车道)
才一接听, 就被一辆警巡车截停了,然后示意我把车窗打开.

以下是我们的对话.
警: "miss, u tau kenapa i stop u??"

我: "ya, i tau"

警: "matikan kerata, ic sama lesen"

然后我就把ic , lesen交给他俩.

警: "miss, i kasi saman. ok?"

我: "ok lo.. kasi saman saja. i yang salah"

警: "kasi saman tak ada problem ar? tak payah tolong?"
(分明是有意引导我献贿!)

我: "tak payah tolong apa la.. i yang buat salah. encik, kasih saman saja la"

然后他就走回他的车, 应该是去开saman 吧. 另一个就查我的roadtax.
那个去开saman 的警察就在他的警车里好像在找东西.过后他的同伴也去帮忙找.
一会儿, 他和他的同伴商量的一下.就走过来

警: "u tau u yang buat salah kan? betul betul tak payah tolong?"
(怎么又问啦.. 很烦yeh)

我: "ya, tak payah tolong. sila buka saman saja, i tau i sudah salah"

于是他很"无奈"的把ic & lesen 还给我.

警: "ok la, i tak dapat cari buku saman. kali ini i kasih peluang la. next time jagan buat lagi!"
然后就走了…


silent summer night

This is not the first time visiting Langkawi,
but this time…it’s not like a tour, but more like a…
…self-challenging…self-understanding…
 
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Underwater World, no longer the underwater world i last seen…
or maybe because this time is with different person…
 
Gallery Perdana, so many things, yet nothing to see…
 
Black Sand Beach, no longer full of Black Sand.
Although it has a historical past,
it had lost it’s romance…
 
Burnt Rice Field, bacame a waste field, and beside…
with apparently a bowl of burnt rice,
accompanied with a donation box…
 
Langkawi Island, is no longer an island full of mystery,
it’s now slowly devoured…by so-called development, tourist attack…
 
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"So I say it in a breath
Hope my dreams will take me there
Where the skies are blue
To see you once again my love
All the seas go coast to coast
Find the place I love the most
Where the fields are green
To see you once again my love…"
 
Life here aren’t as advance, or as urban as our city life.
so, the sky here are clearer, fields are greener…
you could see the colors of sunsets,
paddy fields just beside the road,
and buffaloes, resting, chewing…
 
wish she was here too…
wish she could see what i was seeing here…
 
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"宁静的夏天
天空中繁星点点
心里头有些思念
思念着你的脸…"
 
the night sky here is nice…
but…still not as nice as Desaru there…
 
under the starry night,
the coast tower’s light became so bright.
buffaloes doesn’t seem like they need to sleep,
still the same, resting, chewing…
 
It’s the very same feeling, as last time…
how I miss someone like this…
but this time…no…
i keep on denying myself from drowning into it…
and…to prevent history from repeating itself…
no, i’ll just let it pass…it’s pass somehow…hope so…
 
"我很想爱他
但是眼睛在说谎
隐瞒比较容易吧
免得感情变得复杂
 
我很想爱他
但是理智在吵架
退出可以解围吗?
谁能给我一个好的回答…"
 
this time, who could help me?
i know…sure will have someone wanna help me…
i appreciate your intention, but…
i dun wanna repeat my own history,
and…i dun wanna ridicule myself…
and…
i’m not sure about it myself…
 
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Derrick, my cousin, 表哥,
went to USA, Indiana for futher study years ago,
and since them, we lost his sight, until then…
my grandma’s 80th b’day,
姑姑 showed us some photos he mailed back, his photos…
 
omg, he sure is old now,
can considered as Uncle Chew now, haha~
and…he had a baby~~~
 
why those photos…have uncle dun hav aunty???
he doesnt want us to see her bride, her wife???
he doesnt want us to see the baby’s mum???
or is it embarassing, that he married an ang moh?
no matter…
the baby is cute, but not as cute as my sis, lol~
 
this b’day party is so boring…
all old ppl…
the whole party only have one table of young ones…and that’s us…
= =
 
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very shit lo,
why my dad bring my graduation tour tape here?
i haven finish downloading de, he brough it here, and treated it as recycle tape,
omg~~~
luckily i din really used it…
but…
before i realised, and before i could act,
he overwrote about 5 seconds of my tape,
and that’s 庆仁’s b’day…with the moon…
walao~
shit la~~~
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last night, this was a very, horrifying and terrifying experience!!!
i saw a truck…overturn…in front of my eyes!!!
and that’s very…omg, bloody hell!!!

我的思想体检报告

~Zero 的 思想體檢報告
 
 
優點:
  • 重義氣,對朋友全心全意的付出不會佔別人便宜。 <== 准
  • 明辨是非、極富正義感,做人處事深思熟慮,性格沉穩易獲得長輩與上司的青睞。
  • 為人正直,痛恨投機取巧者。
  • 有強烈的道德感、為人付出不遺餘力。
  • 求知慾強烈,能將所學運用自如。<== 差不多准吧
  • 缺點:
  • 容易受到感情生活而突然變了一個人,傻傻地受感情支配。 <== 准准准
  • 做事缺乏長遠的計畫,難以站在指揮的位置上。 <== 真的准
  • 處事不夠圓融,態度過於激進,應學習中庸之道,以免因為過於義憤填膺而冒犯別人。
  • 剛愎自用。 <== 不懂什么意思
  • 容易因為太專注於工作而忽略週遭人的感受。 <== 是咯是咯
  • 因為自傲而漠視社會輿論。
  • 會因為能力強而高傲、看不起光說不練之人。<== 是蛮讨厌只会讲不会做的人
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    优点不准缺点准…
    哎呀, 我这人也没什么优点的啦~~~

    departure

    i’ll be leavin jb soon, and about one week will not be here.
    so…
     
    anything, juz leave a message here,
    or sms or call me…
     
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    2nd of june, class gathering,
    i cannot attend lo~
    and…hoho, i think i know what is the purpose of that gathering.
    :P
     
    pirates of curry bean, i watched it before le,
    so no need to pity me, haha~
     
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    that class video,
    still no news at all…
    really busy, no time to work on it…
    sorry…
    or you all juz wan the raw video?
    can tell me, i try to extract the raw video out first…
     
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    bye bye~
    see’ya~

    真实的幻想, 梦幻的现实…

    plz dun tell me, juz because i’m a gemini guy,
    so…i get this feeling, so quite often…
     
    since last year,
    after quite a few months, that feeling came again,
    but that time, i can tell, that isnt true…
    so…what about now?
     
    so…now…i decided…to follow my instinct…
    and…juz wait time passes…
     
    again, maybe i shouldnt care so much…
    i have not much time left anyway,
    so…
     
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    heard this before,
    rumor says that, because i’m a gemini guy,
    that’s why my 女人缘 very good…
    is that true?
    come to think of it…i may really had not much,
    not as many male friends as gals…
     
    well…i gave this explanation for myself…
    because of my…shy nature, i do not have much friends at first…
    and…few guys like to make innitiative to befriend me,
    and because i’m so mysterious at first,
    attracted more gals’ than guys’ attention…
     
    hope that explain things…instead of that gemini theory…
    but…i guess that explanation are more like an excuse than an explanation…
    so…
     
    whatever la~
    i really shouldnt care so much,
    juz live life my own way, mwahahaha~~~
    (saya orang gila sekarang)

    孤军作战…pirates of curry bean

    那慧榕, 跑去游泳, 连电话也不听了…
    游泳不听电话是正常啦, 因为目前还没有看过有防水的电话啦,
    可是她好了回也不回我…
     
    早早去到学校,
    忘记今天他们没有团课,
    去到那边没有人…
    像怪人酱, 驾车进去, park 好了下车, 左看看右看看,
    没有熟人…又驾车走了…
     
    一个人逛街是很平常的事,
    可就不知道为什么, 这次显得格外漫无目的…
    或许是因为 carries 真的是没什么东西好逛的吧…
    身上的财产也没有剩很多了…
     
    买了两张 reload coupun,
    一张 hotlink 的, 一张 digi 的…
    终于开始觉得自己开始穷了,
    要开始省了…但是, 身上那张新的 ATM card 一直在催我用他…
     
    孤军作战, 其实没有想象中惨, 不过也…蛮寂寞的…
    鸟鸟他上了 KL, 所以这次我组只有我一个人,
    全部又是试谱…
     
    不是说一个人就不开心,
    也是有开心的时候, 只不过…少了分享的对象…
    旁边又是 hi-fi 一粒, 再旁边是大姐, 不是很熟, 不太好意思跟他们玩…
    就只好…酱过咯…
     
    一次过跑了好几首歌,
    真的是有累到的,
    又不可以吃蛇, 因为没有组员可以 cover me…
    撑吧…又是没有撑过…
     
    九点了她才来,
    而且很奇怪的就是…她进来之前还打了通电话给我…
    害到我, 要 sms 回她, 正准备要 send 的时候, 她就开门进来了.
    = =
     
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    哈哈, 明明就是去游泳, 还跟我说做工做到很迟;
    明明就是游泳不听我电话, 还跟我掰做工忙;
    呵呵~ 我是知道的, 只是没有揭穿她而已~~
     
    原本要去屁讲的那边的,
    就因为…哈哈, 不懂他讲的是哪里,
    我们就乱走咯~
    去到一个地方吃 roti.
    好久没有吃 roti 了, 还有点想念 roti 的味道呢.
    :P
     
    多了个伟松, 他真的很冷的…
    讲很多我们都不想理他的话…
    = =
     
    回到家, 想 online 的,
    不过…一坐下来, 还没有开电脑, 开电而已,
    睡意就来了…
    开了电, 又关回去…睡觉去了…
    慧榕没看到我 online 她也不会失望的吧, 毕竟我也没有答应她我会 on, 哈哈~
     
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    去看咖理豆海岛, 跟慧榕一起.
    真的很 paiseh 咯, 跟她讲我大概两点会到那边,
    然后叫她不用酱早去, 我先去看时间,
    结果…我还在乌龟 bas 上, 才经过学校不久, 她就说她到了…
    还…让她去排队买票, 让她等我…
    弄到我 paiseh 到要死…
    看来下次约人出来, 自己要早一点到, 而且要报迟一点的时间了…
    = =
     
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    咖哩豆海盗, 真的很好看…
    详细一点的东西我不写了, 自己去看 trailer 或去看戏吧.
     
    在里面, 戏开始之前, 有放 trailer 的.
    harry potter, 要上映了哦~~~
    还有一个, 好像也很不错酱的, die hard 4.
    下次也要出来看!!!
     
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    慧榕, 谢谢你哦~
    今天愿意陪我出来看戏…
    不像那个不 steady 的, 一直跟我讲应该可以, 最后还是要滚回家做乖乖女的, 哈哈~
     
    要不是你, 我看又是要等 dvd 咯…
     
    well, no point posting here…
    she doesnt usually come here at my blog, but…
    juz post it anyway…
     
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    今天惊人的发现…
    原来 couple seat 是酱的! 两个位中间的 handle 可以拉上去的.
    第一次坐过酱的地方…

    shit

    Maxis 强, 连 msn 都有他们的广告…


    19 years old now

    Those who msn greeted me…
     

    hard to believe!
    my first greetings are from this, long lost pal…
    Thank you, my friend~~~

    Thanks yo, this time is your turn huh?
    use my style, bomb me…but not nudge bomb, haha~

    feel sorry for her…
    her b’day this year i had forgotten, but she remembered mine…
    对不起谢谢…

    haha, thx yo~
    typed too fast, and accidentally hit the enter key de…
    lol~~~

    thx, bro…

    Thank "U", haha~

    thx too~

    haha, now only know de.
    nvm, i forgive you, you’re still better then many others.
    thanks yo~ orang kawaii, haha~~~

    tenkiki tenkue, haha~
    siao people…

    dude! thx dude!
    wa, so least expected person also greeted me. ^^

    lol, this person nudge bomb me, and kena me bomb back.
    and even typed wrong, lol, haha~

    no, you’re not, haha~
    first belated greetings…
    belated 35mins

     

    and those who sms greeted me…

    美欣

    不知道这算吗…她竟然问我"今天是啥重要日子吗?"

    雯冰

    简简单单的一句 "生日快乐!"…简简单单一句, aligato~

    凯倩

    差一点忘记我? 其实…我也是忘记你了, 你提醒了我…我的照片!!! 呵呵~ 谢谢你啦~

    微心

    她今天才知道, 也因为我从来没有提起过嘛…不好意思哦, 把今天剩下的东西都让你收拾…

    馨仪

    sms 了个今日生日星给我, 一点都不准的, 哈哈~

    慧珊

    glad you made it, 还差几分钟就 belated 了…上次你生日的时候没及时祝福到你, 现在…
    不好意思啊…谢谢你…

     

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    those who remembered, 屈指可数…
    一双手, 加上几只脚趾吧…
     
    其他没什么表示的人, 就当你们忘记了吧…
    算了…不用多劳, 来一大堆什么 belated 的了,
    更不用在这边 comment 多多…
    i understand…and i’m used to it…
     
    and…it is so strange,
    those i expected, and i left so much hint…no action at all…
    and…some, very least expected person surprised me…
     
    haiz…maybe i shouldnt care so much…
    简简单单地过, 我还是我…
     
    worked whole day, from morning to night…
    tired…let’s rest…

    done

    wow, that giant plentong, big roadshow’s report,
    was the easiest report i ever done!!!
    because, the most noying part,
    催 report, waived!
    that big roadshow, we had every materials, every data we needed,
    so…poof, done~
     
    plus last few weeks, seremban’s 2 roadshows,
    today weishin only pass it to me…
    damn sien…
    so…finished one of them…
    the other one, still waiting for them to fax the sales report in…
     
    =================================
     
    ouch, so careless,
    cut my own finger when making the lucky draw box…
    and…cut by a scissors, not by the blade,
    so careless…and such big wound, couldn’t stop bleeding…
    ouch!
     
    but, that small wound are nothing,
    so…let’s continue…
     
    =================================
     
    after that roadshow,
    and after talking with esther while having lunch today,
    i started to…hate weishin…
    well now, she’s quiting…
    at first, i though she’s a nice gal, she only had her reason…
    but now…
     
    know it all already…
    it’s juz an excuse…
    well now, i even glad that she wanna quit…
    we dun need an accountant like that anyway,
    pay money to wreck own company’s account…
     
    now i dun mind being more busy and tired,
    i juz hope, my dad can go on, even after all these…

    happy is tiring

     
    yo dear 2006 s3s3 graduates,
    guess who is this clown?
     
    =======================================
     
     
    yo, dear FYWO people,
    guess who is there with me?
    (juz guess the one with green uniform besides me…)
     
    ====================================
     
    yesterday juz ended this big roadshow at giant,
    about 1am only can rest…
    then today 8am wake up and go to office and work on the report thing…
     
    man!!! so tired!!!
     
    =======================================
     
    以下是昨天的情况:
    早上去了 office 一躺, 因为老妈要 print 公司的帐目,
    这时候突然收到一封 sms…
     
    "诶出去叻"
    不过就因为这个 roadshow, 我出不去, 要去帮忙…
    就看, 反正她也得空, 就问她要不要来帮忙咯~
    因为前天老爸就已经开口叫我找人来做 part-time 了,
    一时间找不到人…
    kurakeh 已经去读书了, 已经不在家里吃老米了…
    dennis 又不要…
    就想不到人了…其他的不是太远就是不得空那种…所以就酱, 忙了一整天…
     
    既然现在有人得空了, 就问问要不要来帮忙咯~
    她就…很 steady 就答应了~
    ^^
     
    在 office 呆够久了, 就出发去载她了.
    没想到…她在新山长了好几岁了,
    今天还是她第一次去 giant plentong 呢…
     
    我以前在 LV 做工的衣服还没有还给他们, 今天还穿在我身上呢~
    哈哈!
    然后我爸给我一件新的衣服, 我也还没有开,
    而且也…一直都在我书包里面很久了…
    今天终于派上用场了…
    :P
     
    就前天, 我在忙的时候,
    我爸请的小丑竟然在那边 ka ka ciao ciao,
    弄到我还几讨厌他一下的…shit!!!
    结果…我在休息的时候, 他就过来…
    弄到我都不想理他, 走开闪他…
    then…他突然就…"你不认得我啊?"
    omg~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    很熟悉的声音…
    哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    原来是…哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    世界很小哦~~~~~~~~~~
     
    前天忙到累,
    今天是…很…不懂怎样讲…
    我不适合那种抛头露面的工作啦~
    很讨厌咯, 要去…拉人家来玩游戏…
    = =
     
    the most difficult part is…绑 balloon…
    手痛…
    ><
     
    ===================================
     
    奇怪的问题又来了…
    有谁看过小丑上厕所???
    and…有谁看过小丑借钱打包, 然后回去基地后被赶回来 food court 吃东西的?
    还有…谁跟小丑一起吃过东西???
    哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    roadshow 三天, 还有以前做工那么久以来,
    今天, 累是累啦, 不过也算是很快乐的一天,
    跟朋友一起的感觉真棒哦~
    而且还是, 有同班的, 有同团的, 有以前公司的, 还有家人一起工作,
    笑话蛮多的, 哈哈~
     
    多谢小丑哦~
    我学会做小老鼠了, 还有…
    腊肠狗…吧, 哈哈~
     
    =================================
     
    to: 2nd photo ppl
    (if i mention the name here, then FY ppl no need guess le lo~)
     
    paiseh lo~
    you always wanted to eat ice-cream, but always no chance…
    although we did had ice-cream at the end,
    those 99sen one cup de, but…
    let’s go eat those ice-cream you mentioned every time,
    and…thanks for the treat~
    although is 99sen only…
    :P
     
    ===================================
     
    这几天我随时都会有 part time 的 lobang 咯,
    在家吃老鼠爱的大米的人,
    敬请留意我这几天的 personal message 吧.
     
    shao lan, i’ll confirm with you these days…
     
    soli s3s3 guys, i can’t join you guys for the pirates gathering lo,
    i will not be here at jb those days…
    so…soli…
     
    小丑, 昨天也许就是我见你的最后一面了…
    那张照片, 就是我最后一次见到你的样子, 哈哈~
     
    ======================================
     
    damn tired…
    it’s only 9:15pm now…feel sleepy already…
     
    soli 慧珊, today i really is very very very tired…
    so…we still have next time…
    i’ll pass for now…
     
    ========================================
     
    最后, 还是一句没有什么意义的话…
    跟自己家人讲话, 一句话里掺了三种语言, 很奇怪吗?

    topic-less

    seemed like i always update my blog for saturday.
    well, really is undeniable, i juz simply luv saturday~
     
    went to studylink in the morning,
    because heard that a representative from there will be here at jb,
    so can ask him more about the environment there.
     
    well, i dun have much to ask about computer science,
    what i need to know i already knew.
    chose curtin villa, which is the cheapest, and same as 诗娟 them.
    that’s all for my accomodation.
     
    asked about geology, mass communication, life science,
    and juz know, Shirin are actually mass comm graduate there!
    hehe, what a coincidence~
    quite cheap la, mass comm.
     
    know about the 治安 there.
    actually there is quite safe, so…
    i’ll buy a motor lo~~~
    wahaha~~~
    no worries for travelling to town or anywhere~
    no passenger plz~
    :P
     
    ===========================
     
    today got a big roadshow runnin,
    so…went to giant and help out lo~
    meet back those old collegues,
    and see how surprised when they see me…
    = =
     
    ============================
     
    not much to write about for today’s practise,
    this time not many people were there,
    so juz…same as usual lo~
    things are finally heating up,
    mozard medley, tempo 100, quite high de.
    look forward for next week, 120, hehe~
     
    =============================
     
    soli ah, joanne, i was late, not in time to stop you from buying that tauhu bakar…
    ><
     
    =============================
     
    next week, pirates of carribean will be up for showing,
    so…who shall i join this time?
    erm…i think i promised someone to watch this together…
     
    but…class gethering also watch this…
    so…maybe…i’ll join class getherin after they come out from cinema…
     
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    to feelin star,
    that mood avatar and hit counter,
    i used a html sandbox gadget.

    views today

    Should I be happy? I had quite a high views today…

    I guess, thanks to all those things I posted recently, really attracted some attention…

    hope what I posted really helped…


    残废 – 吴克群

    Download:
    *right click save target as
     
     
    爱你心都不变
    追不上你的美
    脚步再快跟不上你的嘴
     
    分开我骗了谁
    想擦掉你的脸
    擦不掉头却更明显
     
    你说你要的世界 在很远 我不了解
    分手就分手 别把话说得太美
     
    我像个残废 飞不出你的世界
    接不到一点安慰 为什么你拼命后退
    退到了边界 结果我没了知觉
    就连痛都嫌浪费
     
    在爱里残废 非弄得伤痕累累
    累到我无力在追 最怕你突然要挽回
    回到了原点 原点却又像终点
    然后 多痛一遍
     
    我像个残废
    在爱里残废
     
    ==========================
     
    去年, 继阿沁的 [消失] 和五月天的 [牙关] 后,
    好久没有听过那种…听后很有感觉的歌了…
    就很不小心的, 也不知道从哪里来,
    在电脑的垃圾堆里捞到这么一首没有歌名的歌…
    开来听听…很有感觉…
     
    曾经, 很有感觉, 听 [消失] 和 [牙关] 听到哭,
    到现在都还是很喜欢那两首歌…
    现在, 又多一首…[残废]…
    也是很有感觉的一首歌…

    大学生不必在意的八件事

    quoted from fyforum,
    found it quite useful, share it with all of those who are going to, and curently living their university life.
     
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    大学是一个小社会,我们应该在这个社会中慢慢是适应,慢慢长大,我们要学的东西很多,不要把太多的精力放在这八件事上。

      1.学习成绩

      人们常说的高分低能,就是出自对于大学生的评价。动手能力以及实践经验的严重匮乏,导致了大学生整体素质的低下。在个只看成绩的国家,分数虽然很重要,但只要过得去,不要因为不及格太多导致退学的话,还是应该多把时间和精力放在课外。

      2.情感

      大学生的情感有时候是极其脆弱的,我们也不大相信我们能在大学期间就能够找到自己的真爱。所以不必把自己的所有情感都赌在大学里,当然拉,也不是说要我们游戏人间,玩弄感情,只是说不要太专注于情感问题,而导致无法自拔。

      3.别人的评价

      我们最不应该做出的牺牲,就是因为别人的评价而改变自我,因为那些对你指手画脚的人自己也不知道他们遵从的规则是什么。千万不要只遵从规矩做事,规矩还在创造之中,要根据自己的判断做每一件事情,虽然这样会麻烦一点。

      4.存在压力

      中年人能够承受多大的压力,检验的是他的韧性;而年轻人能承受多大压力,焕发的是他的潜能。在大学阶段没有一点压力,对于自己的人生发展也是不利的。所以我们需要压力,不要害怕有压力。

      5.时尚

      不要盲目追赶时尚按说年轻人应该是最时尚的。但是独立思考和个性生活更重要。在这个物质社会,其实很多人对于时尚的追求早已经沦为对金钱和享乐的追求。

      6.所在学校以及所学专业的名气

      有些大学生在名牌大学名牌专业中就读,不免有一些傲气,觉得自己高人一等,因而觉得自己在什么地方都应该享受到比别人更好的待遇。一旦达不到他自己的期望值,就会觉得沮丧,埋怨。其实他的确在很多地方不如其他一些没有名气大学的没有名气专业的学生,关键在于经历以及能力。

      7.失恋

      不是不在乎,是在乎不起。大学生最怕失去的不是已经拥有的东西,而是梦想。爱情如果只是一个过程,那么正是这个年龄应当经历的,如果要承担结果,30岁以后,可能会更有能力,更有资格。其实,大学时代我们要做的事情很多,稍纵即逝,过久地沉溺在已经干涸的爱河中,与这个年龄的生命节奏不符合。

      8.就业

      有些人为了找到一个体面的工作,而过高的估计了自己的能力,削尖了脑袋往世界著名的公司钻,但是其实他们的能力并不符合要求。有时候的确应该先就业再择业,因为大学生没有很多的资历,来供自己选择自己所喜爱的公司,自己所喜欢的职业。大学生就业并不困难,困难的是在于能否选择到一个自己满意,而且体面的工作。


    Part Time Love

    自我型(與別不同,自成一格)

    您樂於活在邊緣,而且在人生的所有層面追求不尋常、藝術性且富含意義的事物。
    您具有美感的洞察力,以穿著和環境來表達自我的獨特性。
    您把焦點放在關係和感覺,所以儘管對工作抱持理想,找到理想伴侶卻是第一優先。當一份新的關係出現,或是既有的關係出問題時,工作很快的就會被暫放在一旁。

    優點:
    您對別人的受苦具有深層且天賦的同理心,會立刻拋開自己的麻煩,去支持並幫助在痛苦中的人。

    缺點:
    您會主動追求「負面」情緒。當生命過得越來越平淡時,您會產生出一個情緒危機,如果任何人試圖跟您講道理,都只會令您變得更憤怒不悅。

    愛情:
    您傾向以「若即若離」的方式面對愛情。距離越遠,對方看起來就越完美。
    您情緒變化範圍太廣,太強烈,再加上若即若離的習性,對於伴侶而言很難確切知道如何和您建立關係。

    您只要在交往過程中碰到一丁點難題,或是預見自己會被拒絕,您便會推開自己的伴侶。
    「我寧可當那個先離開的人,也不要當被遺棄的人。如果我失去了掌控權,那是相當可怕的事。」

    安定方位:改革型
    在安定的狀態下您會開始有完美主義傾向,去批判自己和別人。

    壓力方位:付出型
    當面對感情的壓力或情緒對抗時,您會變得痴纏,失落,抑鬱和行為反復無常。很需要吸引別人,以獲得讚許。

    建意:
    每天找些正向的事情,並加以慶賀
    享受世俗面,去看看平凡中的不平凡
    覺得自己特殊而正確時,在行動前先花時間考慮清楚

    最渴望:能更深入的了解自己,看透人生
    最恐懼:自我身份的模糊,感情世界的缺陷
    最難達到的美德:平衡 (Equanimity)
    最難克服的執念:憂鬱 (Melancholy)

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    well, that’s me…I’m not as good as you can see…I’m quite a bad guy…
    quoted from here


    another piece of scrap work

    seem like i’m doing this for purpose, but well…
    it is really just a coincidence, that i post my blog alternately, english and chinese…
     
    and…just for warning,
    that this post will also be another piece of scrap work…
    due to two consecutive days of confuse,
    and not even a minute time for me to recover from this…confusion…
     
    ======================================
     
    today had so much work,
    so busy, and so…bothersome…
    those dealers, why just can’t they do their work correctly???
    sales report also have to chase from them…
     
    i think we here so busy, mainly is because…we do not have enough staff…
    so much work, so few worker, of course the work portion distributed will be very large…
     
    who wanna work here at broadband connection, authorised maxis event organiser of southern region???
    work here as a staff, mostly do those accounting work, office jobs, type report those things…
    kindly employ anyone who wanna work full-time, knows accounting, ubs and administrating!!!
    = =
     
    ========================================
     
    msn space homepage is so convenient now,
    i can see the number of views there,
    and i’ve been wondering…
    why my space views are so many,
    but comments so few?
     
    is it because i changed my style, and everyone not used to it?
    or is it because my post are too long, no one are patient enough to read it all?
    or maybe is because of…english???
     
    well, i don’t care, although my blog are public now,
    doesn’t mean i’ll change my objective…
    i write for myself, i don’t care how’s the number of view or comments…
    there may be quite a lot of people like me, who just like to see, but no comment.
    but…
    sure hope those anonymous would leave a comment at my guest panel, 留恨 there…
    even three dots are satisfying.
    ^^
     
    ===================================
     
    so busy a work,
    have been eating chicken rice so often, that i just simply started to hate it…
    this week, i’ve been having chicken rice for about…5 meals!!!
    1 week eat 5 times chicken rice,
    who can take it?
    = =
     
    oh my god!!! (i dun have a god, do i?)
    plz gimme some time,
    some extra time, to at least let me have a decent meal!!!
    = =
     
    ====================================
     
    after i did some web surfing,
    i found out something…
    the University rankings of these Universities from, dunno which website le:
    139 – National University of Singapore
    144 – Monash Australia
    396 – Curtin Australia
    450 – Nanyang Technological University
    1426 – University Putra Malaysia
    1503 – University Kebangsaan, Malaysia
    2056 – International Islamic University Malaysia
    2085 – University Utara Malaysia
    2110 – University Technology Mara
    2969 – University Malaysia Sabah
     
    local Uni and other country’s Uni have so much difference…
    haiz…malaysia…
     
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    lastly, i’ll shoutout that comment again…
    ACCOUNTING IS SOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN HARD!!!
    IT IS SO…OMG TMD SHIT!!!

    语无伦次

    最近很久没有打华语字了,
    现在想打打华语的, 又觉得有点…生疏了…
    不过没关系啦, 还是打打华语比较好,
    不然以后我怕会忘记怎样打.
    :P
     
    ===========================
     
    有时候, 错过上映的时间是有点可惜,
    但又有时候, 太早看过, 也是很可惜…
    最近大家都一直在追失败的男人三.
     
    上次跟了名俊他们去看了过后,
    好像是因为我的热烈急聘陪戏员,
    好多人突然间来问我要不要去看失败的男人…
    推辞了好多人, 觉得好可惜…
    这时, 我真的好希望curry豆豆海盗快点上映,
    就可以约一些别的人去看了.
     
    ===========================
     
    星期六, 习惯性地问慧榕她有没有出来,
    不过这次又跟平时不一样了,
    因为我换工了…不再是 off-day 了…
     
    还以为很早就可以放工回家了的,
    没想到在回家之前, 老妈叫我去 check stock,
    一 check 就 check 到整三点多,
    看时间剩不多了, 就找了个吃饭为借口,
    溜了回家, 呵呵~
    当然也有打包给他们啦~
     
    错过了看豆都先生的时间,
    冲个凉换件衣就出门了, 不过还是要回 office 一下,
    要送货…
    = =
     
    今天好多地方要去,
    好多家要拜访…就先通知慧榕她我的行程吧~
    没想到…我是应该先确定他们都在家才决定的嘛~
    我好奇怪…
     
    昨天跟 philip 还有欢君说今天去拜访他们,
    没有说时间, 结果刚好这个时间他们都不在家…
    所以就…最后还是去找了慧榕出来…
     
    介绍你们一个好地方,
    那边的东西…名字都很够厉的!!!
    冰火 polo 包, 听过吗? 很了不起的名字哦?
    还有一个什么雪糕烤面包什么的…
    名字真的很强的!!!
    名字罢了…
     
    今天是第二次了, 我们单独来这种高级地方…
    两个瘦子, 坐一个很大很大, 六个人坐的位,
    有沙发, 但我们都认同坐到很辛苦的位…
    还钱的时候又要等,
    不懂作末他们自己 password lock 掉 cashier 机, cashier 自己又不懂 password 的…
    = =
     
    =============================
     
    团室三点就开了,
    不过…好像是因为我们都没有日财的电话, 然后不打算浪费那个时间回去看团室有没有开,
    所以才没有早回去的…
    屁股不懂是不是真的在那边三点等慧榕…哈哈!!!
     
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    给钱了, 反正有钱了嘛~
    来韶韵来了好几次了, 之前担心的, 好像都是没什么的嘛~
    真的是白担心了.
     
    我真的是很幸运的人吧,
    来韶韵, 真的是一点负担都没有.
    没有家庭压力, 因为父母都没有反对我出晚门, 很自由.
    没有经济负担, 25 块来买一星期几小时的欢乐, 我觉得是值得的.
    没有交通困难, 我妈不可能半夜用车, 所以很自由.
     
    我也知道, 不是所有人都像我这样幸福,
    所以…我也希望可以帮助其他人.
    想来韶韵, 但因为一些原因而不行,
    我能帮我就帮…
     
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    新工其实也蛮不错的嘛~
    因为礼拜天不用做, 所以拜六可以不用担心夜宵到太晚,
    隔天可以不用担心睡过头~
     
    这边顺口问问: 有谁看过有人吃花生糊配云吞汤的?
     
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    昨天去了 giant,
    才几天, 感觉上好像很久没有去那边那样.
    为的是帮狗馒换耳机, 顺便买壳,
    还有要帮老妈买姜…
    本人因为第一次买姜, 所以就随便拿了一条,
    被老妈讲不够老…
    我哪会啊~
    :P
     
    经过以前打工的那间店,
    果然还是他们两个, jasmine 和小 vint.
    下星期这边会有一个很大型的 roadshow,
    到时候不知道他们会怎样咯~
     
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    昨天去了 philip 家…
    他真的是…omg tmd 有钱!!!
    我还是第一次踏入豪门呢!!!
    他家…三层楼的哦!!!
     
    去跟他拿 plkn 的照片, 顺便也聊了一会儿.
    他以前中学时候的样子…
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    真的是很搞笑咯~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     
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    这次的 blog 好像很没有顺序, 没有连接性的,
    其实就跟我现在的思想一样吧…
    可能头脑被帐目搞乱了…
     
    现在就来一段英文的吧,
    本世纪第一段英文话…
    just a comment from a sciece graduate…
    accounting is sooooooooooooooooooo damn hard!!!!!!!!
    it is so, omg tmd shit!!!
     
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    最后, 一个没有什么意思的埋怨…
    我新家的树怎么那么难死啊!?!?!?